A Solstice prayer

Our cockhead
Which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy foreskin (whether or not it’s physically present
Thy rhythms hurl
Thy spurts unfurl
On crown as it is in navel
Give us this sacrum
Our daily load
And forgive us our doubts
As we forgive our doubters
And lead us not into stagnation
But deliver us from drought
For thine is the whiz and the gonads and the testes
For ever and ever and ever.

(unknown author)

A Psalm to Penis

The COCK is my Savior;
I shall not want for anything more than COCK.
PENIS makes me lie down in constant masturbation.
He leads me into the goon,
He restores my semen.
COCK guides me in the path of my lust.
As I walk through the path of edging I praise Lord PENIS.
I worship COCK, for you always bless me.
Men’s erect rods and hard staffs feed me.
I worship and serve PENIS in the presence of my brothers.
Lord PENIS you have anointed me with Sacred Semen;
My Balls overflow with Jizz.
Surely the COCK and loving PENIS will fill me all rest of my days,
And I will dwell in the Temple of COCK forever.