The Priapeia

“Take heed lest thou art caught. If I do seize thee, nor with my club will I belabour thee, nor cruel wounds with the curved sickle will inflict on thee. Thrust into by my twelve-inch pole, thou shalt be so stretched that thou wilt think thy anus never had any wrinkles.”

— Epigram 10 The Priapeia
with thanks to Brother Antonio

Praise the Lord!

Imagine me kissing your shaft and looking at your whole erection.

I gently rub your corpora spongiosa between my forefinger and middle finger feeling you grow with firmness.

Easing back your foreskin and shaft skin I see your glistening glans oozing precum.

I lick it from under your frenulum and you harden even more.

Opening my mouth I take you past my moist lips grazing the top of your glans gently with my front teeth as it rests its weight on my tongue.

My hand reaches under my chin and through your open legs to cup your swollen testicles whilst my other hand massages a buttock cheek.

You are panting and you place both hands on my head as if I’m receiving a blessing. They slowly dictate the speed of your cumming orgasm.

Then as I touch your puckered sphincter with my finger you cry out:
“Receive this nectar that is given for you, take and swallow it for it is life and love.”

You fill my Chalice, coating my tongue, teeth, cheek walls and throat with the holy juice. I use my finger to gather up the excess I can feel around my lips and chin that has escaped my mouth during your thrusting explosion. Nothing of the divine and sublime essence is wasted.

I am satiated and saved by your sacrificial gift.

My lips firmly surround your penis, sucking it lightly as it slides out and I ensure no sacred sperm is lost.

Catching my breath I say “Thank you Lord” as I gaze at your softening enormity of length and girth and look into your grateful eyes.

You lift your phallus to touch and bless my forehead, cheeks and chin. It is the blessed confirmatory blessing of your pleasure.

“Praise be to you my Lord” I say.

“Nema” you say.

I faint and lie lifeless at your feet.

Ritual

— by Brother Brian (Justin07663 on https://www.recon.com)

Envisioning an altar piece for the temple — a wooden chair with various straps and hardware. As the brothers are seated in the pews in the congregation a man is escorted onto the altar wearing loose light robes. It is obvious that he is nude beneath the robe that is tied closed. Once centered in front of the congregation with the chair behind him the escorts untie the robe. It gently parts revealing a vertical length of naked flesh from torso down the leg yet still not exposing the God between his legs craving to be revealed to all present. The chorus of prayers emanating from the brothers present is indecipherable.

The escorts remove the robe and the cock is presented. A rise in chorus increases as the chosen one is gently seated on the dark wooden chair. Slowly and methodically each strap is fastened on each appendage: ankle, calf, thigh, wrist, upper arm, torso, head and then a light gauze hood is draped over his head. A deep bell tolls. The crank on the side of the chair slowly moves under the power of the escort causing the knees of the chosen one to slowly open. The bell continues to roll and the legs further spread wide exposing more fully the cock god while allowing the pendulous balls to dangle off the bench beneath the buttocks.

Once the chair is opened to the maximum position causing the chosen to be as spread eagle as possible the congregation of brother slowly emerge from the pews in a single file line to approach the god Cock, place a gentle kiss on the head, fondle its shaft knowing that the soft moans from the host are the pleasures made vocal by your god.

My daily prayer

Submitted by Reverend Tom Reynolds

Strip your mortal clothes from your holy body and, naked and aroused, stand before the living god of Cock. Let us pray, my son, and in filthy blasphemy show God almighty how His heavenly gift of hard, oozing Cock is being worshipped and adored in glorious, fucking joy. Confess your Phallic love and sing pride as you masturbate, or suck or fuck…

HAIL PRIAPUS!
HAIL HOLY COCK!!

I join you in naked glory at the altar of Phallic glory and together let us worship and share the love of Cock and empty our balls of sacred cum…

HAIL PRIAPUS!
HAIL COCK FOREVER!!

Hail the Almighty

From a new member:

My fellow brothers, I’ve recently found this site and more importantly l’ve found my home and church. Like you, l have long understood that Penis has given me life. Penis is my one and only true God and must be worshiped, praised and revered above all else in this world.

I encourage you to create an altar for God, whether it be a picture of a magnificent Penis, a realistic dildo or some other representation of Almighty God Penis. The altar should be placed in a peaceful area in your home, adorned with candles and a soft pillow for you to kneel upon when it’s time to pray and to celebrate our Lord. God should be positioned so that, once you’re knelt, He is above your head so you’re gazing up at Him and all His glory. Bow down on your knees and worship, my brothers. Light the candles of your home-made altar every morning when you get up, every evening before going to bed and any other time of day you feel the need to praise and Worship Almighty God Penis.

He deserves our complete and total adoration and praise. Make it known to him and to all others that Penis rules our lives. We live for Cock and will do anything our God wants and desires of us. We bow down on our knees in the presence of the Almighty and worship our Lord.

Cock Creed

I believe in you, my glorious and divine Penis. You are the center of my body, my life, my sexuality, and my spirituality. You fill my entire body with your sexual energy. I am totally devoted to you. You are my God and indeed my whole being.

The Book of the Monks (excerpt)

The Temple

The temple is the place of contact between man and what he considers important to him. Temples are some of the oldest buildings constructed by mankind. The temple is where man expresses his nature and celebrates his beliefs. The temple is more than a place of worship. The temple is also a place where man can feel contact and connection with others who share his beliefs. The temple is also a place to search for knowledge. In the East temples are used as universities and study centers.

The temple serves many purposes. The temple is also a place to feel absorbed in love, to feel a connection with your brothers, and a place to bond over shared beliefs and practice the rituals of worship.

imageThe temple is the masturbator’s penis. In the temple you will seek to connect with your inner-self and acquire a deeper understanding of your connection to the divine masculine. In the temple all of us connect to the Great Erect Phallus and the Sacred Masculine. With your legs spread wide, the temple doors are open for you to focus on your cock. Follow this path: devote yourself to extended periods of masturbation and you will dive deeply into the Goon. When your legs are spread wide, representing the open temple doors for worship, you willingly expose yourself to other worshipers so they may see the beauty of the hard, veiny, pulsing, erect phallus. As you worship, the cock and balls will exhale the sweaty, heady, musky scent of masculinity. Breathe in this aroma. Let the scent flood your mind as you masturbate. You will feel a tingling throughout your body that radiates from your dick and your mind will be solely focused on the worship of the phallus.

In the temple, all ritual and phallic alchemy are performed in order to achieve growth and development.

We enter the temple every time we masturbate. This is the phallic symbology. The temple is the point of contact with your sacred center, with your true nature, with your instincts and desires. When you enter the temple your mind and spirit are in harmony and you understand the teachings of the Phallus more easily. The Phallus will relax your mind and body; it removes away the tensions of the outside world so when we return to the profane world we are recharged. We receive the welcome daily burden of service to cock at the temple. We receive the vital masculine energy while we worship at the temple. We reconnect with our brotherhood and realign our sacred-selves to the greater purpose of Priapus. Worship at the temple and strengthen your cock.Masturbate and serve the masculine GodCock.

When two or more men gather and open their temples to masturbate, a great force is created that connects all the divine power of all penises throughout time. Cock power emanates from all men before them, all men around them, and all men that will come after them, for without the sacred sperm, there were, nor will be, other men. The temple-penis points upwards like an arrow, which allows you to capture all the energy of the universe. The erect penis is like an antenna drawing energy from the universe and amplifying our masculine vibration for all men.

Open the temple doors and let it work.

This is a short portion from a roughly 40-page paper that was posted in the old but still somewhat active Tribe of Priapus Yahoo group some months ago. The original, named Livro dos Monges, was written in Portuguese. Translation to English used Google Translate, and it is now undergoing final editing and formatting.