Paean to Penis

Let us stand together, dear brothers, and worship at the altar of the Holy Penis.

Let us praise Priapus who manifests himself in the penises which hang from our loins.

Let us receive one another’s penises into our mouths and suckle Priapus’ holy gift.

Let our mouths be filled with blessed penis.

Let our tongues lick the precious nectars that flow from the penis.

Let us nourish ourselves at the penis fountain.

Let us lose ourselves in penis lust.

Let our penises swell with the sweet blood of Priapus.

Let our mouths savor the salty succulence of masculine juices.

Let our oral labor coax and seduce rivers of life-giving semen from our brothers’ penises.

Let ejaculations fill mouth and belly with living sperm.

Let our moans of penis pleasure fill your ears, great Priapus, with reverent praise.

Hail Penis! Hail Priapus!

Found prayer: A Church of Cock Liturgy

As discovered online at the blog of a self-confessed chronic masturbator gooningchronicmastrb8tr.

 

The Church Of Cock Liturgy:

Our Fathers should lead us in prayer as we the brethren recite the response

* We cry to You Lord Priapus Lord of COCK … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are Hungry for cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the Thickness and strength of all cocks … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who desire the taste of cocks juices… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those whose desire to abuse their penis … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are stroking alone … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are masturbating on cam … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That we may love and care for the precum, piss and cum … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That the pleasure of edging fills our very being … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are addicted to cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For all who seek cock deep in their throat … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who seek cock inside their ass … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have power to cum and cum again … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the relief of the mighty eruption … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK enter my cock… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK drain my balls… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

The Congregation continues to chant the response until they achieve oneness by

orgasm

Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock

Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have cum and joined you in heavenly orgasm … Hail Cock, Lord

Cock

HAIL PRIAPUS

Come

“Come to Me, all You who are weary of denial, suppression, guilt and shame, and I will show You Your True Self. Take My Yoke upon You and learn from Me, for I am the Loin Fire in Your Heart. It takes a Man to bear my Yoke, for I am stern, tall, stout, generous, merry and proud.”

— from https://t.co/jqYa4p3n5p

Submission

He’s not your type.

He’s too old, too young, too fat, too thin, too short, too tall, too hairy, too smooth. He has no job, or he works too much. He’s too masc; he’s too fem. He stinks to high heaven, he’s doused himself in cologne. He has a dog, or a cat, or a bird, or a snake; a lizard, a tarantula, a ferret, a rat. His hair is too long. He’s bald. He’s too quiet, he speaks with an accent, he talks with his hands, he has two left feet. He can’t host. He can’t travel. He’s surrounded by friends, by bros, by hoes, by foes. He’s alone.

But he sees you.

When God turns His eye to you, what face will you show him? What name will you give?

He’s not your type.

Are you His?

Brothers, approach and bathe me.

Brothers, approach and bathe me.

It is time for the holy ritual to commence.

Your cockpiss is a blessing, and I am in need of its healing powers.

In the healing waters of Lord Cock, my soul is cleansed and my phallic faith renewed.

 

Brothers, cum anoint me,

In the amber rivers of Father Phallus

for we are Sons of The Eternal Seed Maker, Penis, and we are called to proclaim our Love and Faith. 

 

Through His Bapt-pissm we renew our faith

in Lord Cock Almighty, Savior.  In submission and reception, cockpiss is our reward.

Brothers, let Cock be revealed.

Approach and bathe me.

Declaration to Cock My God

Cock, my God, when suddenly you appear
My soul’s purpose on this Earth is clear.
You bring peace, and joy and lust
To you my soul I deliver and entrust.

I envision thick, fat, rigid shafts
Which drip upon my tongue Your sweetest saps.
Pissholes leaking, spitting, drooling, wet
I think of these and feel my heart submit.

Entranced and yielding to my Lust for you,
I live in deepest hunger for the dew
That seedsacks heavy and aroused produce.
Cock, my God, Saint Priapus heeds my prayers!

He lures me with his monstrous Dick you gave him,
Leading me to praise our Holy Trinity of maleness
of Cock, and Balls, and Asshole.

Oh Lord Cock, I crave the warmth of asscrack on my face,
balls bouncing full of sacred semen, and Cock upon my lips.
Priapus commands “get your tongue inside the worship hole
and lick the seedsacks too, warming up the holy cream that will shoot inside of you”.

Priapus, my God of Lust, compels me lick every holy fucking inch
until the holy seed erupts and offers me salvation.
Oh, Lord Cock my Saviour, this is my declaration
that my heart’s desire is serving in the role that you decree.

For you I am Bottom. I am Top. I am Urinal, Vessel, and Chalice for the sacred seed
and Font of creamy holy manna which my Brothers feeds.

Nema!