Let me say, welcome to The Temple of Priapus. I’m glad you found your way to us!As I write these words, I have to be honest with myself and the others that have come to me for leadership. I would never lead someone down a path that I thought was wrong. HOWEVER, what I share with you is what I have found to be true for ME! This is MY truth, and if others join me on this path, it is because they have found it to be THEIR truth as well.I believe it is important to step back in time to the very beginning. In the beginning was Cock. Cock was the beginning of all life. Cock was the Creator of all life. God took the form of Cock — and through this form, life was created.Now I am not so arrogant as to believe that Cock is all that was needed to create life! There of course is the Vagina — and I believe the Vagina is the Goddess of all life! However as a Man I celebrate the Cock because He has chosen ME to be His carrier. The Temple of Priapus is here to celebrate the Phallus! If women would like to start their own Temple (which they have) that is entirely up to them! For me, it is important for Men to celebrate being Men and to create a Brotherhood in which we can be at one with each other — as Men!God Cock — when He chose us to be His carrier, didn’t care as to what our sexual orientation is, nor did He care about the color of our skin! For Him we were chosen to use Him and to find pleasure in all that we do with Him — and for some, to bring life into this world! So we celebrate Masturbation and Sodomy! We give thanks for the fluids that come from the Cock! We take pride in being naked! We find joy in being Men!In the Temple we find organized religion, such as Christianity, to be a way of controlling man in a negative way. There was a time that Men celebrated being Men! There wasn’t a word for “homosexual” until the church came along and labeled it, and brought shame to Men who found joy in being with other Men in (what we define as) a sexual way. Bathhouses were prevalent in Rome and Greece, and in other cities. There was a bond between Men then that doesn’t exist now. We find that how we live now is in direct opposition to how God Cock intended us to be!So we are once again coming together to make the Temple a place for Men to gather. In the late 70’s there was an actual Temple in San Francisco. In the 80’s the AIDS crisis hit, and those members who didn’t die from AIDS at that time had their differences of opinions of the direction the Temple should head — and it divided. And over the years it has faded into almost a non-existence. In May of this year (2018), Father Francis stepped down from being the leader of the Temple due to age and health reasons — and I was elevated to lead the Temple. We are basically picking up the pieces once again and trying to get it off the ground. For now the website is our “Virtual Temple”. We have dreams of having Temples throughout the world once again — but that takes a lot of time and money. Time we have — money we don’t. But we need to first build the foundation of “What is the Temple?” and what are the “rules and regulations”? We need to develop training manuals – and gather together the past rituals and ways to worship.We are in the VERY beginning of all that there is for this Temple. It is exciting — and it can be exhausting! But we believe in what we are doing! We realize we aren’t reinventing the wheel here! This is all laid out for us from the past. We are just on that quest to bring it all together again to make it alive again!Google: The Bible of Cock Worship and you will find some exciting things!!! It is also a link on our website, so you don’t have to search too far.As for worshipping with others: we have men throughout the world, and we are growing. Let me know where you are, and perhaps there is at least one or two Men I can match you up with to worship with for the first time. I am in the San Francisco Bay Area – and I’m always open to worshipping with others.Know I am here for you! Know I’d be willing to answer any questions you might have! (You can use the Questions for Father Marc subforum on the Forum page. I hope I have given you an overview of the Temple that you find appealing and would like to know more about! You are welcome to join us at any time!!! Write to me anytime! Use the Contact form.Very SincerelyFather Marc
Cock, my God, when suddenly you appear
My soul’s purpose on this Earth is clear.
You bring peace, and joy and lust
To you my soul I deliver and entrust.
I envision thick, fat, rigid shafts
Which drip upon my tongue Your sweetest saps.
Pissholes leaking, spitting, drooling, wet
I think of these and feel my heart submit.
Entranced and yielding to my Lust for you,
I live in deepest hunger for the dew
That seedsacks heavy and aroused produce.
Cock, my God, Saint Priapus heeds my prayers!
He lures me with his monstrous Dick you gave him,
Leading me to praise our Holy Trinity of maleness
of Cock, and Balls, and Asshole.
Oh Lord Cock, I crave the warmth of asscrack on my face,
balls bouncing full of sacred semen, and Cock upon my lips.
Priapus commands “get your tongue inside the worship hole
and lick the seedsacks too, warming up the holy cream that will shoot inside of you”.
Priapus, my God of Lust, compels me lick every holy fucking inch
until the holy seed erupts and offers me salvation.
Oh, Lord Cock my Saviour, this is my declaration
that my heart’s desire is serving in the role that you decree.
For you I am Bottom. I am Top. I am Urinal, Vessel, and Chalice for the sacred seed
and Font of creamy holy manna which my Brothers feeds.
In our endeavor to glorify the Lord God Phallus in our daily life
We must maintain in our minds
A clear image of Cock in action or at rest.
Keep our minds firmly on Penis.
We must act and behave as living disciples of Cock,
Obeying every desire our Lord commands within us,
And in this manner we become constantly aware of his divine presence.
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised
“Savor the fact that Cock exists
As God to be pleased.
Cock receives your worship magnificently.
Nothing in the universe welcomes adoration
As perfectly and completely as Cock.” –Bible of Cock
Cock is God’s crowning achievement! I only have to gaze at man’s Cock and it transforms me into a lustful, primitive being; salivating with Penis Hunger. Suddenly, all other thoughts leave my mind as Penis, Balls and Pubic Hair fill my field of vision. Approaching with anticipation, I first inhale the musky, male aroma that loads my senses with pheromones and grooms me for worship. The urge to rub and mark my face with its masculine scent is instinctive. I do not hesitate to give in to my primal nature!
The Host Penis begins to swell and lengthen as it responds to my ritual of worship. Next my mouth travels to the tightening Ball Sack, opening wide to suckle Manhood’s Twin Testicles. The first one dances on my tongue for a second before an earnest slurp carries it into my mouth where I caress and massage it. I tend to the other with equal care. I am blessed as I hold the Crucibles of Life itself in my mouth.
By now the Host Penis is erect and throbbing with the pleasure of being worshipped. Sweet Cock Nectar appears on the Piss Slit as I move to lick up and down the Great Thick Shaft. I stop momentarily to flick the Precum with my tongue. I lick my lips. It tastes good. His Cock Head slips between my cheeks, knowing it belongs there. I suck slowly at first but I lust for more. The Host demands more. Like an unbroken stallion out of control, he thrusts his hard, dripping Phallus further into my mouth, plunging it deeper and deeper down my throat, grunting lustily from the depths of his loins! His pace quickens while Sperm and Semen marshal and collect within his Male Sack. Drool is pouring out from around my Cock filled mouth as I feel drops of saliva and sweat dripping from The Host Beast above, hitting my scalp. He grabs my head and assumes complete control, plunging into my throat with his Engorged Cock. I am now almost unconscious with lust as his muscles flex and tighten, signaling the onset of orgasm. Heaving and bucking, the Beast Penis fires the first spasm of Holy Semen into my mouth. Gasping for breath, my lips feel this throbbing Man Cock pumping and pulsing relentless masses of thick, salty-sweet cum, filling my throat as I struggle to swallow every Glorious Wad. What an honor to saturate and anoint my gut with this man’s Cock Milk. I have been blessed.
As his heaves begin to subside, I can now lazily savor the final seepages of cum flowing into my mouth. I suck him dry. I waste not one drop, for this is Holy Nectar.
We now breathe and glow in the shadow of a smiling Priapus as I let his softening Penis gently fall from my mouth. My adoration is not yet satisfied, though, until I lick the Beast Cock clean, completing my homage to God!
Penis is my Master. Lust is my Teacher. Worship is my Life.
Adore Cock! Cock is God!
“Ejaculation is the creation of the
Universe…The Seed which is ejaculated from a
man’s Cock is the blueprint, the plan
and promise and joy of Phallus.” -Bible of Cock
Ever notice that when we see a man cum, we have the urge to shout approval? Yeah! Fuck yeah, brother!
As men, we celebrate the Ejaculation of Semen! It is the visible, physical manifestation of orgasm – The moment where we are in perfect Communion with God. We witness our penises perform this Holy Sacrament over and over, never tiring of watching the miracle of Holy Semen flowing like molten metal from the bottomless furnace of the testicle sack. Sometimes it gushes forth in a great fountain of joy, shooting skyward as if it were fireworks above a fairground. Other times it oozes out and meanders down the shaft in sweet, creamy perfection. We dip our fingers in and taste it, savoring its masculine flavor and aroma. When we are not alone in orgasm, just watch our worshipping partner’s eyes glow with anticipation as he licks and laps up every drop, consuming our precious Nectar of Cock. Semen is life renewing itself! None must be wasted! Show reverence for the Sperm of Man! In its nourishment is the Power of the Universe to be harnessed for our Spiritual Growth, Brotherhood and Oneness with God. Oneness with Cock. Hail Semen, Brothers! Hail Cock!
After prolonged prayerful masturbating,
Having stroked the holy cock with his hands,
Divine Penis has delivered up its sacred juice.
A loyal disciple looks up to face the priest,
In gratitude and humble reverence,
With love and respect he glorifies the Lord God Penis.
He ponders the sacrament of hot cum
Anointing his shoulder and chest,
Still grasping the dripping priestly cock,
He licks the final bead of Holy Cum
Securing his blessing.
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised
by Anointed Brother Matthew
Being a mentor can bring joy to old and young for years to come.
Praise the young cocksucker for his good deeds. Set him goals and reward him when he meets them. He will admire and be willing to learn and reach new goals with excitement and pride all because you took the time to be a mentor.
Praise him often. Praise Priapus often.
Preparing the body and worship space
The body should be clean, no soaps with excessive fragrance, no cologne, and no deodorant should be worn.
The gathering space can be a living room or area where the brothers can talk and admire each other. The space should be comfortable, appropriately light; soft music is fine. If a television is on, then it should play pornography or images of naked men. The brothers should gather together comfortably dressed in clothing easy to remove.
The gathering space can also serve as the worship space where the altar of worship is placed. The altar could also be in a different room.
A glass of water or wine for each of brother should be available upon arrival. If food is desired, then simple food such as bread, fruit, or cheese can be served. Everything should easy to eat. No packaging should remain, and anything needed to be sliced should have already been done; everything should be easily eaten by hand.
We greet each other with open arms and freely feel each other’s bulge; take your time to savor the heat of the other man’s body. Explore his stature. Let him stand still and move around him, looking his body over from top to bottom.
Offer the water or wine. Both men must be able to piss later in the ritual.
Start with conversation to get to know each other and set out expectations for the ritual. Any aspect that should be changed or modified can be arranged at this point. Ultimately Cock is our God. Cock will guide our interactions. This ritual is a guideline intended to develop and deepen our bond of brotherhood the sacred Phallus.
Use this time together to write a short prayer, wish, hope, dream, remembrance, or anything you want to offer to Priapus during the ritual later. Keep it with you when we move to the altar space.
Opening the Ritual
When a sufficient amount of time has passed, and each one is motivated by the presence of Cock, we move to the altar room or space and prepare our minds for the undressing and robing ceremony.
Remove shoes and socks before entering the room, if any were worn.
If music is played, it should be in a low volume and evoke a sense of worship.
Once in the room and each man has his bearings, establish where clothes will be placed, and the “robes” will be positioned. This part of the ceremony happens blindfolded, and without a sighted leader, you need to know where you can stand.
Blindfold and Undressing
Each man will blindfold the other. (Note: Only blindfold if both are comfortable doing so.) Then, taking turns, one man touches and caresses the other. Trace the lines of his face, his chest, his legs, his ass, his cock bulge. Be random. Take your time. When you settle on an item of clothing, then remove it.
The Satyr Father will remove the first piece of clothing from the Satyr son. Once the first item of clothing is removed, then the ritual flips. This process alternates until both men are naked. The Satyr Father will blindly grope for the robe he will put on the Satyr son. Once it’s on the Satyr son’s body, secure the robe in place. It is permissible to help each other with securing the robe.
Then the ritual is flipped: Satyr son robes the Satyr Father. Once both men have robed, each can remove his blindfold. Discard the blindfold next to the altar, among the other altar elements. The emphasis to this part of the ritual is both men feel and explore each other’s bodies before they see each other naked.
Take as much time as you wish to admire each other’s exposed cocks.
Don’t touch each other yet (if you can resist).
Invoking the Senses, Satyr Father reads:
I, the Satyr Father, call on my brother present at this altar to Priapus to acknowledge his senses:
- Sight – Now that we both are stripped and robed, admire our bodies; appreciate the male form presented to you
- Sound – listen to each other’s hearts; be calm and quiet, listen to the pulse of your fellow cock worshiper
- Touch – slowly touch each other; there’s no script. Let your eyes guide your fingers and touch what you want to touch
- Smell – as you touch your brother’s body, focus on those regions rich in pheromones; touch his armpits, his groin, and if agreeable his taint and crack; smell his body and smell your fingers
- Move in closely and bury your nose and breathe in his musk. Work to grind his scent into your face
- Taste – Then taste him; touch his body with your tongue and lips
Acknowledging the Elements
We prepare our minds, our bodies and cocks for service to Phallus. We arrange the elements of the altar to focus the energy of Penis that throbs in our souls.
We are embarking on a bonding ritual at the altar of Penis. Firstly, we will acknowledge fire.
We will light several candles. We will start on opposite ends of the altar and work our way toward the center. We blow out the match and press it firmly to extinguish in the dish of ashes.
Open your palms upward, extend your hands high in the air and look at each other. If your cock is erect, stand close enough for your erection to touch the other man.
Together, chant 3 times:
HAIL COCK – PRAISE PENIS – SACRED PHALLUS!
Next, the Satyr Father will use the flame from a lighted candle and light the prayer offerings made by each participant. The ash, once cool to touch, will be used for the next ritual.
The Father will dip his finger into the ash and draw a symbolic phallus on the Satyr son’s chest. This will be our sacred offering of fire, which symbolizes the fire that aches in a man’s balls every day. To be one with Penis! This is only the first half of the fire ritual.
Repeat the cock chant by opening your palms upward, elbows close to your side and gaze at the altar or stand facing each other, close enough for your erection to touch if hard. Together, chant 3 times:
HAIL COCK – PRAISE PENIS – SACRED PHALLUS!
The Satyr son uses the ash to draw a phallus on the Satyr Father’s chest. Then, repeat the chant.
HAIL COCK – PRAISE PENIS – SACRED PHALLUS!
A bowl and two small vessels, one on either side of the bowl, will be placed on the altar space. Each of us will piss into a small vessel. Then each of us will pour a small amount of piss into the bowl. The Satyr Father will go first by wetting his fingertips and drawing a symbolic phallus on the chest of the Satyr son. The Satyr son will repeat the ritual anointing. We will accomplish this in the following order:
- The Satyr Father will kneel before the cock of the Satyr son. He will hold the small vessel below the Satyr son’s cock. The Satyr Father will watch intently as the Satyr son fills the vessel. When the vessel is filled, the Satyr Father will place the vessel on one side of the bowl on the altar.
- The process repeats. Now the Satyr son kneels before the cock of the Satyr Father. The Satyr son will hold a new vessel to collect the piss from the Satyr Father. Once the Satyr Father has filled the vessel with his own piss, the Satyr son will place the vessel on the opposite side of the bowl on the altar.
- Once each has filled the vessel, they will simultaneously pour the fresh piss into the central bowl, wetting any altar element like a cock statue that may have been put inside the bowl. This act and water offering will serve to consecrate the time and space we share.
- The Satyr Father will draw a symbolic phallus on the chest of the Satyr son. Next the Satyr son will repeat the water ritual by drawing a symbolic phallus on the Satyr Father’s chest.
If a brother gets pee-shy, then the ritual can advance to the AIR ceremony and then the EARTH ceremony. At any point when the next brother is ready to piss, then simply revert back to the WATER ceremony and complete the steps to anoint the altar. After the altar is consecrated with sacred piss, advance to the ash ceremony.
Satyr Father reads:
Heed the call of God Cock today.
Erase your mind of other needs and obligations.
God Cock commands your attention.
Go to your knees and await to be fulfilled with His blessings.
You are a servant of Cock, a vessel for his holy waters and sacred semen.
Satyr son kneels and reads:
I pledge my heart to the glory and worship of the phallic god.
I pledge my mind to devise ways to worship and adore the phallic nature in my fellow men.
I pledge my imagination to conceive greater connections to phallus, from the individual cock of any man to the universal phallus that creates and maintains the universe.
The Satyr son stands, then the Satyr Father will bless this son’s cock; the son will continue to read:
I pledge my body as a vessel of adoration and devotion to the sacred phallus, as a way of achieving the greatest good any man could know: seeing the phallus, smelling the phallus, tasting the phallus, and holding the phallus. Hail Cock!
The Satyr Father reads:
Next, we will offer thanks to the earth. The earth has received much of our sacred semen, starting at the first ejaculation. The fertilized ground provides nourishment for our bodies. We will both bite from the fruit and symbolically ingest the sacred seed from the earth. Seed is responsible for all of the sweet fruit from the earth. Man’s seed is no less nourishing and no less sweet. (both bite after this reading)
Then take turns reading:
Satyr son Accept the pleasure and oneness of the Cock spirit;
Satyr Father Beyond all comprehension, do not deny the sacred power of Phallus any longer;
Satyr son Do not resist those Cock desires that fill your heart;
Satyr Father Do not resist the Cock lust welling inside you;
Satyr son Do not resist your desire to gaze upon and to suck Cock;
Satyr Father Do not resist your thoughts filled with Cock;
Satyr son Do not resist your thoughts of feeding on hot dripping cum;
Satyr Father Do not resist your desire to seek out and enjoy Cock.
Recite together: HAIL COCK – PRAISE PENIS – SACRED PHALLUS
Next, we will acknowledge the element of air. This service comes through reading a passage from cock worship text (alternatively, read the passage from page 4 of this ritual) and then opening the small wooden chest with cum soaked underwear given to me by another brother some time ago. His strong male pheromone musk will mix with musk of our own bodies. It is undeniably strong scent of dried semen. It is the essence of being man.
At whatever degree of intensity you choose, inhale the musk of our unseen brother and we will be our offering of air to consecrate the space and time we share.
We will position our bodies facing each other. We should be close enough that our penises touch. We should feel the heat of each other’s chest as we breathe; feel the ebb and flow of air.
Together recite in a low, worshipful tone:
HAIL COCK – PRAISE PENIS – SACRED PHALLUS
Hug each other tightly to seal this part of the ritual.
Acknowledging the Phallic Gods Priapus and Cernuous and others.
Relax for a bit and admire the elements on the altar. Touch them. Discuss them and appreciate them. This is a good point for more water or a quick break.
This will be the final ritual.
Masturbation. The Satyr Father will guide the Satyr son to masturbate; the son will confidently and proudly expose his masturbation for his Father to appreciate.
Edge. Do not cum. When the son is sufficiently edged, he can stop.
Next, the Father will offer his masturbation to the son to appreciate.
The phallic spirit will guide this portion of worship. It can take as long as the worshipers are led in the practice by Priapus. When they can no longer hold back, the brothers will negotiate themselves to ejaculation.
The semen must be saved. Avoid dripping or shooting where it cannot be contained. You can shoot on the belly of your brother. You can shoot on the wooden phallus from the altar. But the semen should be saved from each man until it can be mixed.
Offering. Sacred semen is the offering to the phallic gods. Each brother anoints the wooden phallus with some of his semen.
Once the phallus has been consecrated with the semen from both men, face each other, and repeat the cock declaration:
Satyr Father: Brothers, let us become One with Cock and Full of Cum.
The Penis that we bear is the mark of God upon us.
Cock, our God, demands we worship him daily.
Satyr son: Brothers, let us become One with Cock and Full of Cum.
All praise and glory is His, the Universal Savior;
Phallus, Cock, Penis: Our God has many names.
Satyr Father: Brothers let us become One with Cock and Full of Cum.
We desire our God and love Him. We submit to all his needs: Stroking, Sucking, and Fucking
We must strive to please Him always.
Satyr son: Brothers let us become One with Cock and Full of Cum.
We thirst for Semen, we thirst for Precum,
All Cock’s gifts are Sacred as is our hunger for them.
Together: Brothers let us become One with Cock and Full of Cum.
Now anoint each other’s bodies with semen; consume it if you are so led.
Smell, taste and admire the sacred offering.
Make certain to anoint the cum rag underwear in the wooden box as well.
Hug and enjoy each other’s presence.
Relax and celebrate your manhood, your brotherhood and your cock!
We live in a time that can no longer support the idea of universal Truth, with a capital T. Truth is highly subjective, as we live in a very diverse world. I believe that the post-colonial view of a healthy and diverse world can and will support multiple truths — situated in each individual’s physical and spiritual location of existence. HOWEVER — there do have to be some overarching ideals that we can all aspire to —
Many of these aspirational ideals have existed long before Moses or even Hammurabi put them, quite literally, into stone: don’t commit murder, envy greed and jealousy do not have a place in peaceful society; family and psychosexual relationships are important and should be protected; and that there are important social contracts that should be honored for the peace of all.
At this critical juncture in the Temple Priapus history, I think that it is important for Temple to set some public definitions on our faith. An “articles of faith” document that sets the parameters for our global community, while clearly defining certain elements of our faith community, I also believe that we should also remain phallic ecumenical as well. There are wide variations in current phallic worship: from Satanic, Pagan, Pre-Christian, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, and others.
The worship of sexuality has predated all known written records and has evidence throughout the globe that precedes written history. It is illogical to assume that worship of the Penis is the only route to enlightenment. Therefore, we should strive to clearly outline a foundation of the worship of COCK, our God, that can appeal to all those who might come from any of the current faith/religious backgrounds.
Some of these definitions, I believe, exist in numerous different documents. But we have not decided to clearly articulate which are the most important, and to what audience. Being as diverse as we are even among the Priests of Priapus, I don’t’ want to suggest we need to agree on all things related to our religious practice, but I DO think we need a unified front on what we tell the body of our believers, and the information we make public to those who want to know more about the Temple and our Faith.
Who or what is GOD? (Again, think broadly from all faith traditions)
God is bigger than any living thing, or any concept or idea. We believe in the divine nature of the Male Penis/Cock. This is the physical manifestation of God, and that the sperm he provides is the basis of all creation. Both semen and piss are considered holy fluids from our GOD. While one or both may be involved in worship, please see worship section below for understanding your role in contact with these holy fluids.
The nature of Man: The male Penis is the one thing that unites all human males. We each have a Penis, and that is a manifestation of the Living GOD. Sex is an important aspect of life but is also meant to be a spiritual bonding experience, through our GOD COCK. All human beings can be a devotee of COCK. The sexual orientation of the devotee is not important. But one must understand that some interaction with COCK is integral to his worship and devotion.
Worship: Worship of COCK/PENIS is what makes us fundamentally different from simply being Wankers, cocksuckers, and sodomites. Worship or devotion to the Power of Creation that is our God COCK can take many forms: masturbation, oral sex, or sodomy/intercourse. Worship involves the reverence and prayer to COCK during sexual activity. This in-turn, provides pleasure given to us by GOD himself. Some level of exposure to semen and or piss will often be involved in worship., as these are considered holy secretions of our GOD. There are certain things that Worship of Cock can NEVER include: Rape; coercion of or sexual activities with those younger than legal age of consent in your community; or significant bodily injury to the host or worshipper. True worship is done with a glad and eager heart. We believe that unfulfilled sexual connection lead to disease, poverty, jealousy, greed, and hatred. We believe that sexual worship can cure disease and destroy evil.
Diversity of Life and Expression: Many men will be solitary practitioners—chronic solo masturbators. Others will only want to masturbate together or for one another. Still others will want to open their mouths for oral worship of our GOD. And there will be still others who wish to sodomize, be sodomized, or both for our GOD. No man should be coerced to engage in any level of worship with which he does not feel ready or willing to perform. HOWEVER, and this very important: As we are all carriers of the Living GOD, our physical appearance is not a classification of good and bad; meaning that GOD comes in all sizes, ages, colors, and creeds it is COCK being glorified, not the man. When our hearts and minds are on COCK, he will lead us to happiness regardless of the Man with whom he is embodied. We may not be moved to worship the COCK of every man, but we should always understand that every man is connected to one another through COCK—and that embracing your brother and giving his cock a healthy hand-welcome is important in spreading love and peace throughout the brotherhood. No man should be shunned from worship based upon size, ability (handicap), age (must be legal age of consent), ethnicity, or regional difference.
Diversity of Worship: Because we are neither Christian, Satanic, Muslim, Atheist, or Pagan, there will be diversity of worship experiences that exist around the globe. We are one United Temple of Priapus, with the same belief that COCK is a physical manifestation of the Living GOD. But the structure and tools used for worship will vary WIDELY throughout the world. All Temple Services should adhere to the basic fundamentals of faith. We strive to achieve MINIMAL orthodoxy, and MAXIMAL orthopraxy—meaning that we all agree to some fundamental aspects of BELIEF, but that we ALL agree that there are THREE BASIC PRACTICES of the FAITH—masturbation, oral sex, and sodomy—taken singularly or in combinations.
Diversity of Priesthood: There are sacred rites involved in becoming a Priest for Temple Priapus. These, of course cannot be shared with everyone, however, a true Priest of Priapus has had some formal training in one particular faith tradition and has been tutored/mentored by other Priests from the Temple who are from other backgrounds. Priests take a sacred oath at their ordination to serve COCK, our GOD, the Temple, and all mankind. The High Priest Pontifex of Temple Priapus maintains a list of all ordained Priests, and their locations to support the faithful around the globe.