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Cock Prayer

Phallic brothers pray to your COCK

(Grab your bulge)
Hail to phallus
Praise my semen
Glory to my MANHOOD

(Grab your penis)
Phallus blood flow
Engorge my mighty spear
Glory to my ERECTION

(Jerk your penis)
Brothers I Bate with you
Admire my gallant steed
Glory to my bull COCK

(Jerk hard in praise)
My hardy helmut is full
Bouncing between my manly thighs
Glory to my STUD BALLS

(Continue jerking)
My Load is for you Phallus
My powerful torpedo is filled with my man sperm
I jerk with my brothers

(circle around cup repeat and cum)
Glory to my stud MEAT
Glory to my man fluid
Glory to my sperm
Glory to my sperm

Eat your cum and the cum of your brothers.

— Wanderson Goon

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Paean to Penis

Let us stand together, dear brothers, and worship at the altar of the Holy Penis.

Let us praise Priapus who manifests himself in the penises which hang from our loins.

Let us receive one another’s penises into our mouths and suckle Priapus’ holy gift.

Let our mouths be filled with blessed penis.

Let our tongues lick the precious nectars that flow from the penis.

Let us nourish ourselves at the penis fountain.

Let us lose ourselves in penis lust.

Let our penises swell with the sweet blood of Priapus.

Let our mouths savor the salty succulence of masculine juices.

Let our oral labor coax and seduce rivers of life-giving semen from our brothers’ penises.

Let ejaculations fill mouth and belly with living sperm.

Let our moans of penis pleasure fill your ears, great Priapus, with reverent praise.

Hail Penis! Hail Priapus!

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Found prayer: A Church of Cock Liturgy

As discovered online at the blog of a self-confessed chronic masturbator gooningchronicmastrb8tr.

 

The Church Of Cock Liturgy:

Our Fathers should lead us in prayer as we the brethren recite the response

* We cry to You Lord Priapus Lord of COCK … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are Hungry for cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the Thickness and strength of all cocks … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who desire the taste of cocks juices… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those whose desire to abuse their penis … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are stroking alone … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are masturbating on cam … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That we may love and care for the precum, piss and cum … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That the pleasure of edging fills our very being … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are addicted to cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For all who seek cock deep in their throat … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who seek cock inside their ass … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have power to cum and cum again … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the relief of the mighty eruption … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK enter my cock… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK drain my balls… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

The Congregation continues to chant the response until they achieve oneness by

orgasm

Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock

Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have cum and joined you in heavenly orgasm … Hail Cock, Lord

Cock

HAIL PRIAPUS

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Hold Penis

Hold Penis, your Lord, in your Hand. Wield the Scepter of Male Glory with Gratitude for His Fire has burned the poison of your Shame. Bear Him with Pride and Joy; You are His Son. His Will is Your Will. Indulge The Father that His Love may spread among Men and heal the World.

— from https://t.co/lKqoSTVztX