Praise the Lord!

Imagine me kissing your shaft and looking at your whole erection.

I gently rub your corpora spongiosa between my forefinger and middle finger feeling you grow with firmness.

Easing back your foreskin and shaft skin I see your glistening glans oozing precum.

I lick it from under your frenulum and you harden even more.

Opening my mouth I take you past my moist lips grazing the top of your glans gently with my front teeth as it rests its weight on my tongue.

My hand reaches under my chin and through your open legs to cup your swollen testicles whilst my other hand massages a buttock cheek.

You are panting and you place both hands on my head as if I’m receiving a blessing. They slowly dictate the speed of your cumming orgasm.

Then as I touch your puckered sphincter with my finger you cry out:
“Receive this nectar that is given for you, take and swallow it for it is life and love.”

You fill my Chalice, coating my tongue, teeth, cheek walls and throat with the holy juice. I use my finger to gather up the excess I can feel around my lips and chin that has escaped my mouth during your thrusting explosion. Nothing of the divine and sublime essence is wasted.

I am satiated and saved by your sacrificial gift.

My lips firmly surround your penis, sucking it lightly as it slides out and I ensure no sacred sperm is lost.

Catching my breath I say “Thank you Lord” as I gaze at your softening enormity of length and girth and look into your grateful eyes.

You lift your phallus to touch and bless my forehead, cheeks and chin. It is the blessed confirmatory blessing of your pleasure.

“Praise be to you my Lord” I say.

“Nema” you say.

I faint and lie lifeless at your feet.

Paean to Penis

Let us stand together, dear brothers, and worship at the altar of the Holy Penis.

Let us praise Priapus who manifests himself in the penises which hang from our loins.

Let us receive one another’s penises into our mouths and suckle Priapus’ holy gift.

Let our mouths be filled with blessed penis.

Let our tongues lick the precious nectars that flow from the penis.

Let us nourish ourselves at the penis fountain.

Let us lose ourselves in penis lust.

Let our penises swell with the sweet blood of Priapus.

Let our mouths savor the salty succulence of masculine juices.

Let our oral labor coax and seduce rivers of life-giving semen from our brothers’ penises.

Let ejaculations fill mouth and belly with living sperm.

Let our moans of penis pleasure fill your ears, great Priapus, with reverent praise.

Hail Penis! Hail Priapus!

Found prayer: A Church of Cock Liturgy

As discovered online at the blog of a self-confessed chronic masturbator gooningchronicmastrb8tr.

 

The Church Of Cock Liturgy:

Our Fathers should lead us in prayer as we the brethren recite the response

* We cry to You Lord Priapus Lord of COCK … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are Hungry for cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the Thickness and strength of all cocks … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who desire the taste of cocks juices… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those whose desire to abuse their penis … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are stroking alone … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are masturbating on cam … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That we may love and care for the precum, piss and cum … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* That the pleasure of edging fills our very being … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who are addicted to cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For all who seek cock deep in their throat … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who seek cock inside their ass … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have power to cum and cum again … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For the relief of the mighty eruption … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK enter my cock… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* LORD COCK drain my balls… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

The Congregation continues to chant the response until they achieve oneness by

orgasm

Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock Hail Cock, Lord Cock

Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have cum and joined you in heavenly orgasm … Hail Cock, Lord

Cock

HAIL PRIAPUS

Hold Penis

Hold Penis, your Lord, in your Hand. Wield the Scepter of Male Glory with Gratitude for His Fire has burned the poison of your Shame. Bear Him with Pride and Joy; You are His Son. His Will is Your Will. Indulge The Father that His Love may spread among Men and heal the World.

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