In a chaotic world, Penis gives peace, joy and bliss. Masturbate as much as you can.
I am your God, the great Phallus, who brought you from the land and the house of captivity; you will have no other gods before Me!
Penis, I beg you to make of my loin-fire a magnet and a calling to my brothers so that when I stoke it and focus it in my worship of you, you make of my loin-fire a magnet, calling to my brother, signaling to my brothers, drawing us one to the others. I beg this of you, God Penis, so that we can weld our fires each to the other, so we can worship You and embrace and serve you more fully and completely. I ask for my Brotherhood so that my lifework of worshiping God Penis can be realized.
Every Morning as I Wake:
1. As I come out of sleep I touch, stroke, and fondle my Penis to bring Him fully awake.
2. I wake and kneel in prayer to Penis for about five minutes.
3. I celebrate a brief Masturbation ceremony (depending on my time no shorter than 15 minutes.)
4. After I Cum (or decide NOT to Cum) I sit quietly meditating on Penis Love for about ten minutes.
5. My morning Ritual therefore takes about 30 minutes unless I wake earlier to Masturbate longer.
During the Daytime or Working:
1. Anytime I am sitting or alone (car, desk, bus, meeting, lunch) I reach down and fondle my Penis and Balls always saying a thankful prayer that I am Male and have a Cock that takes care of my Life.
2. When I go to the bathroom I take time at the urinal to stroke my Penis for a minute or two praying briefly in thanks. I eat quickly to spend my coffee breaks and lunch time in a stall Masturbating. I mark my place with Semen or better, I build up energy for a full Evening Masturbation Celebration.
3. Whenever I am walking I keep up a chant with the mantra, perhaps: Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Penis Love! Cock Love! Penis Love! Cock Love! (I have trained my mind to repeat this almost constantly every waking moment.)
In the Evening and Night:
1. Very Important: As soon as I arrive home I strip naked. I never ever wear clothing at home or when I am alone! I want Penis to be proudly displayed, free, and my focus of attention. Clothing was created to try to disempower the Penis and ignore its godliness and power! Only those who fear (most women) or hate the Penis his Him with clothing when they do not have to. Lovers of Penis free Him whenever possible! (Sometimes sitting at my desk or at a table I will unzip to free my Penis while fully dressed.
2. When naked and doing any chores that need to be done I touch my Penis and Masturbate walking around.
3. After I eat I sit or lie down and go into a serious Masturbation Trance. I spend the rest of the evening in prayerful Masturbation. This is a time when I watch a great deal of Masturbation porn and have phone-jack sessions with Brothers all over the world. I may or may not Cum; often I will build up my lustful energy and save my Cum for the weekend ritual only.
4. Before I fall asleep I kneel in prayer again thanking Penis for my Life of sexual lust and expression.
Weekends and/or Days off and/or Vacation time:
1. I thrill to have time off! Now I can show my devotion, surrender, and submission too Penis fully! Other than the totally necessary things I must do (shop for food, etc).
2. I spend ALL my time in Penis Prayer, Porn watching, Sharing Bate with Brothers and friends, Masturbation, chanting, edging and gooning out. I edge an absolute minimum of four hours but try to edge for eight to ten hours.
3. I have edged with a buddy coaching me for twelve to sixteen hours. I would like more brothers to Worship with by phone these times if I could.
4. After an insane, stupid on Cock, lost in trance, and as many non ejaculate orgasms possible… these greatly build up faith, devotion and love. I may Cum (not wasting any of it!)
5. Finally I will sit in Cock Meditation for an hour or more, thinking of, praising in chant, and remembering the gifts of god Cock.
6. I try not to sleep too much…. that valuable time can be spent in Worshipful Masturbations!
General Worship Time:
1. More and more I am able to devote my whole life to our jealous, demanding, all masterful got Penis. This is difficult, but over time I’ve learned that Penis is my one and only true family and friend.
2. I turn down almost all social invitations and engagements to spend more time with Penis in Penis Love. I minimize all contact with people who take time I can spend in Penis adoration.
3. I take all my vacation and sick days from work so I can masturbate more. I now often will miss appointments or be very late, or very late to work because it is so hard to separate myself from Masturbating in the holy name of Penis.
4. If there is a Temple of Priapus, Church of Cock, or other Masturbation Worship Groups near you, it will strengthen your faith and resolve to attend and Worship with Brothers!
5. Or using Social Media (Tumblr, Telegram) you can build a support group to meet at each other’s homes, or use skype or phone time deep in Masturbation.
1. It is all to easy and tempting to be drawn back into the outer world! There are many situations and people who will greatly tempt you back into the world and out of the only true world of Penis Worship!
2. A true believer must constantly fight against these temptations! It has helped to transform my entire living space into a Pagan Temple of Penis, images, statues, art, photos of Cock are everywhere and in each room there are sacred altars to Penis. This helps as a constant reminder.
3. Like a Monk we must let go of worldly things to give everything to Penis. Take things a little at a time. If you rush to much and an anxious you will fail. Build your Love and Lust.
4. Worship one day at a time. Penis will help you to stay vigilant and will then naturally begin to take over your time and entire life.
I hope sharing this Lifestyle of Penis Adorations and Worship may help you along your Path of Truth!
Note: This guide to Penis devotion was published on Tumblr. I have lost the original author. If he reads this and would like to be noted as author, please let me know and I’ll be pleased to note authorship with a link to his Tumblr blog.
I strive to follow nearly all of these rules. I am a compulsive, chronic, addicted solosexual masturbator. I am devoted to Penis and worship in constant masturbation. I do not cum but strive to maintain a constant edge. I am a Monk of Masturbation. One additional practice that I follow is nighttime masturbation. Penis wakes me at least twice during the night demanding worship. These nighttime masturbation sessions are among the best I have. I gladly sacrifice any loss of sleep to glorify my God Penis.
Cock, my God, when suddenly you appear
My soul’s purpose on this Earth is clear.
You bring peace, and joy and lust
To you my soul I deliver and entrust.
I envision thick, fat, rigid shafts
Which drip upon my tongue Your sweetest saps.
Pissholes leaking, spitting, drooling, wet
I think of these and feel my heart submit.
Entranced and yielding to my Lust for you,
I live in deepest hunger for the dew
That seedsacks heavy and aroused produce.
Cock, my God, Saint Priapus heeds my prayers!
He lures me with his monstrous Dick you gave him,
Leading me to praise our Holy Trinity of maleness
of Cock, and Balls, and Asshole.
Oh Lord Cock, I crave the warmth of asscrack on my face,
balls bouncing full of sacred semen, and Cock upon my lips.
Priapus commands “get your tongue inside the worship hole
and lick the seedsacks too, warming up the holy cream that will shoot inside of you”.
Priapus, my God of Lust, compels me lick every holy fucking inch
until the holy seed erupts and offers me salvation.
Oh, Lord Cock my Saviour, this is my declaration
that my heart’s desire is serving in the role that you decree.
For you I am Bottom. I am Top. I am Urinal, Vessel, and Chalice for the sacred seed
and Font of creamy holy manna which my Brothers feeds.
We know that Penis is a manifestation of God. We worship Penis. We follow our ancestral father, who, we are told, had an enormous perpetually erect cock that he was unable to contain and so went about masturbating continually, spreading his seed everywhere. And wherever his seed fell, malekind — animals and humans — sprung up in his image and flourished.
We are called to continue and do the work of our ancient father.
“Lord Phallus I pray that you to guide this ardent worshipper of Cock into an ever deeper and more binding union with Cock the Creator.”
“Great God Phallus, my life is yours.”
“God Phallus, my body is yours.”
“Phallus, my mind belongs to you.”
“Great God Phallus, my heart is yours.”
“God Phallus, my soul is yours.”