In our endeavor to glorify the Lord God Phallus in our daily life
We must maintain in our minds
A clear image of Cock in action or at rest.
Keep our minds firmly on Penis.
We must act and behave as living disciples of Cock,
Obeying every desire our Lord commands within us,
And in this manner we become constantly aware of his divine presence.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

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