Paean to Penis

Let us stand together, dear brothers, and worship at the altar of the Holy Penis.

Let us praise Priapus who manifests himself in the penises which hang from our loins.

Let us receive one another’s penises into our mouths and suckle Priapus’ holy gift.

Let our mouths be filled with blessed penis.

Let our tongues lick the precious nectars that flow from the penis.

Let us nourish ourselves at the penis fountain.

Let us lose ourselves in penis lust.

Let our penises swell with the sweet blood of Priapus.

Let our mouths savor the salty succulence of masculine juices.

Let our oral labor coax and seduce rivers of life-giving semen from our brothers’ penises.

Let ejaculations fill mouth and belly with living sperm.

Let our moans of penis pleasure fill your ears, great Priapus, with reverent praise.

Hail Penis! Hail Priapus!

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  1. Hail Priapus! Let thy Holy Water – the Urine – flow down our throats cleansing us of any negative and toxic energy. Not without the reason the man’s Urine also known as the Holy Water of Priapus is the most sterile fluid in our body. But not only that! It also contains vitamins, minerals and the holy urea!

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