Holy, Holy Penis

Holy, Holy Penis,
Master of my life:
Let me worship you.
Be my Savior and Lord.
Provide me with cum to purify my life.
And piss to cleanse my body.
All in glorification of your universal power.
And to all who love you dearly,
To all who kiss and suck your head,
And lick your gorgeous shaft.
Bless and keep them forever lustful in your presence.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

I Love You, Lord Cock

Let us pray:

Lord Cock, you call me to worship in your honor each minute of the day.
When I piss, you are there.
When cock shifts as I walk, you are there.
When I notice the bulge, the subtle touching of cock in the groins of others, you are there.
When I smell the aroma of cock at the public urinal, you are there.

I love you, Lord Cock.



“Ejaculation is the creation of the
Universe…The Seed which is ejaculated from a
man’s Cock is the blueprint, the plan
and promise and joy of Phallus.” -Bible of Cock

Ever notice that when we see a man cum, we have the urge to shout approval? Yeah! Fuck yeah, brother!

As men, we celebrate the Ejaculation of Semen! It is the visible, physical manifestation of orgasm – The moment where we are in perfect Communion with God. We witness our penises perform this Holy Sacrament over and over, never tiring of watching the miracle of Holy Semen flowing like molten metal from the bottomless furnace of the testicle sack. Sometimes it gushes forth in a great fountain of joy, shooting skyward as if it were fireworks above a fairground. Other times it oozes out and meanders down the shaft in sweet, creamy perfection. We dip our fingers in and taste it, savoring its masculine flavor and aroma. When we are not alone in orgasm, just watch our worshipping partner’s eyes glow with anticipation as he licks and laps up every drop, consuming our precious Nectar of Cock. Semen is life renewing itself! None must be wasted! Show reverence for the Sperm of Man! In its nourishment is the Power of the Universe to be harnessed for our Spiritual Growth, Brotherhood and Oneness with God. Oneness with Cock. Hail Semen, Brothers! Hail Cock!

Recognize and Worship One Absolute and Unlimited God

We recognize and worship one absolute and unlimited God, the Holy Penis .
We shall commit acts of adoration as we capture the essence of His Blessed Divinity.
We love the sacred Phallus caringly and carnally,
We rejoice in the milky riches of our only God.
When we are humble in his presence as we climb the heights of CockLust.
Understanding Penis as God demands our absolute dedication in thought and craving.
We are grateful for all the cocks that we have vigorously sucked,
And all the holy cum that we have lustfully consumed.
These blessings reassure us that we will always hunger for more.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

A Loyal Servant of Cock

After prolonged prayerful masturbating,
Having stroked the holy cock with his hands,
Divine Penis has delivered up its sacred juice.
A loyal disciple looks up to face the priest,
In gratitude and humble reverence,
With love and respect he glorifies the Lord God Penis.
He ponders the sacrament of hot cum
Anointing his shoulder and chest,
Still grasping the dripping priestly cock,
He licks the final bead of Holy Cum
Securing his blessing.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

A Prayer to the Living Phallus of Priapus




Z.Prayer Living Phallus

I am here again to kneel before you and pay homage to your living phallus. I humbly beg to kiss, caress and suck the holy penis that proudly graces your virile loins. I’m here to breathe the heady aroma of your seed bearing testicles, so plump and full of life. Nourish me with your sacred semen. Fill my mouth with your nectar of vigorous sperm that I may be blessed with a fountain of divine sustenance. As I worship your cock of magnificence, I pray you accept the masculine juices that seep from my own penis, so swollen with joy, as visual evidence of my devotion. I am my master’s servant. I serve the phallus. I serve Priapus. And so it will be, always. NEMA!



Let us rejoice, dear brother!

Let us praise Priapus who manifests himself in the penises which hang from our loins.

Let us take one another’s penises into our mouths and suckle our Holy Endowment.

Let our mouths be filled with blessed penis.

Let our tongues lick the precious nectars that flow from the penis.

Let us refresh ourselves at the penis fountain.

Let us lose ourselves in penis lust.

Let our penises swell with the sweet Blood of Priapus.

Let our mouths savor the salty succulence of masculine juices.

Let our oral labor coax and seduce rivers of life giving semen from brother to brother.

Let us fill our mouths and bellies with the nourishment of living sperm.

Let our moans of penis pleasure fill your ears, great Priapus, with reverent praise.

Hail Penis! Hail Priapus!


Holy Cum of Our Divine God Cock

Holy Cum of Our Divine God Cock:
Bless me, anoint me, inhabit me.
Give me your strength and power.
Bathe me with your virile juices.
Brothers in cock and cum,
Receive my Penis in reverence.
Bring me to climax.
Rejoice in the presence of my semen,
For you shall lick and swallow all of it.
Great is the Divine God Cock!

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

Worship with My Penis

Be bountiful unto me, O Lord God Penis,
For this man shall swallow cum every day of his life.
Your Holy Juice is the CockSeed of my existence.
All men around the world must worship you today and every day.
By sucking Cock earnestly and swallowing hot cum with dedicated love,
Your Holy Semen will be spread to all men who suck my penis,
And I shall suck theirs in glory.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

Holy Cream of God

Holy Cream of God,
Bless my ass with your life affirming sperm.
Make me humble and obedient in the presence of the Lord God Penis.
Fuck me now and always.
Honor me your creamy cum .
I rejoice with the Sacred Cream in my asshole,
And within my body,
For I am calmed for now
Until my lustful hunger returns.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised