Unselfish Love for the Holy Cock

Hold in your thoughts unselfish love for the Holy Cock
And you will receive directly the power of God Penis.
You will include in your prayers all men at all times.
Bringing peace, happiness, and prosperity to all mankind.
When you seek a partner, be it for Holy Cummunion or romance,
Remember that your real husband is always Lord God Penis .
Give Him your unconditional love,
For love only exists because of Him.

Book of Cock Prayer, revised

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