We recognize and worship one absolute and unlimited God, the Holy Penis .
We shall commit acts of adoration as we capture the essence of His Blessed Divinity.
We love the sacred Phallus caringly and carnally,
We rejoice in the milky riches of our only God.
When we are humble in his presence as we climb the heights of CockLust.
Understanding Penis as God demands our absolute dedication in thought and craving.
We are grateful for all the cocks that we have vigorously sucked,
And all the holy cum that we have lustfully consumed.
These blessings reassure us that we will always hunger for more.
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised