The Holy Penis is Lord and blesses all.
We must be obedient in worship.
The Lord Phallus reigns supreme.
He is always with us, giving life, sharing his holy semen with all men,
Invigorating and refreshing our motives,
Destroying every bad influence,
Loving every human being.
Trust in the sanctity of sex.
Never doubt for a moment the power of love, cum and cock.
These are imperatives in our dedication to a holy and prosperous life.
May the Holy Phallus be present in all our endeavors!
— Book of Cock Prayer, revised